STEFFANOS

CHUCK NORRIS

De man die we allemaal vergeten zijn maar al meerdere malen de wereldbevolking heeft gered en vermoord.......Inderdaad we hebben het over CHUCK NORRIS.


















1 - Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2 - There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3 - Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4 - The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5 - There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6 - Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7 - The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8 - Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9 - Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10 - Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

posted by Steef @ 18:34